Plague Songs - The Twenty-Second of November / by Rich Hobbs

On St Cecilia’s Day they change the tunes

Pumped into the waiting rooms

Of Purgatory

Where Aldous Huxley, C.S. Lewis and

John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Are sat side by side

United in their date of death. Each tics

An instant as the music

Stops, and then plays on.

Lewis chews his lower lip, still rattled

By Eternity’s delays

Granting Salvation

Gnawed by spasms of unclear remorse

After a wingless angel

Showed him his chair and

Said “It’s just a thing with ‘The Last Battle’.

No need for you to worry,

I’m sure. Please wait here.”

Jack Kennedy pays him no attention

Continuing to toss nuts

Into the air and

Then try catching them in his skull’s chasm.

Huxley shudders, guessing it’s

An acid flashback.

Far below, Margaret Thatcher too

Observes the music changing.

That’s another year

Since she resigned and then started to die.

But there’s no time to ponder,

Pause and then reflect.

The fixed conditions of her damnation

Require that she dance tangos

For the Rest of Time

With A.E. Housman, across crusty floors

Of their designated pit

In Hell, reserved for

Those Cursed Souls Who Have Quite Fucked Up England

Infusing her with fatal

Enthusiasms,

Mawkish Deathcults, Tight-arsed Nature Worship

And Small Town Cold Hearts.

Their faces turned eternally away

From each other’s gaze, each hear

Through 4000 miles

Of clenching granite, England still whining

Above the noise of

Chainsaws play “A Walk In The Black Forest”

Over and over again

On St Cecilia’s Day.