Plague Songs - The Enemy Within: A Paranoid Round in a Time of Pestilence / by Rich Hobbs

Each time I cough

    To clear my throat 

I wonder what 

    This might denote 

And then my thoughts 

    Start going viral 

In an endless 

    Downwards spiral: 

That cough is 

    Obviously Corona! 

I’m harbouring 

    An inner Jonah

To shipwreck me! 

    A tracheal traitor 

Who’ll haul me 

    To the ventilator! 

Inflaming my 

    Raw alveoli 

Into swollen 

    Ravioli 

And every rattling 

    Gob of phlegm’s 

Shortcutting me 

    To lonely crems 

So fast the fucker’s 

    Gone ballistic 

To fit me up 

    As a statistic!

My airways block! 

    Air can’t get through! 

I’ll isolate 

    To ICU... 

Then I calm down. 

    The airways clear; 

My breathlessness 

    Was just my fear;

I don’t yet need 

    An autopsy; 

We’re all in this 

    And not just me! 

And then I cough 

To clear my throat...