Plague Songs - Deathsitting / by Rich Hobbs

Every previous time they’d dropped Death round

They’d always phone to say if they’d been held up,

    By a contraflow near Calvary

        Or resurfacing for miles and miles

            Along the Road to Hell.

And even when they dropped Death round

To gather up my parents and my dearest, sweetest friends

    They’d get here 7 at the latest

        And Death would look round from DBeebies on the telly

            When the doorbell rang and sneer

                “It tolls for thee.”

But Death’s been round here now for months

And every day I think I must ring The Authorities,

    And plead, There must be somewhere else

        For Death to stay, with someone closer, some family,

            Where Death might be,

                Well, 

                    Happier.

But dropped right in it, it’s got to me.

Death’s not easy. When we tried home schooling

    Death just drawled with unanswerable finality

        “Frankly, what’s the point?” and sulked for hours

            While I searched all day online

                For fun activities

                    To do at home

                        With scythes.

At least now we can get out

And meet Death’s bffs off down the park

    Though if I’m honest, watching Death

        Morosely hanging out with War and Pestilence

            Push Famine on the swings has palled

                As quickly at attempts to build

                    Vast hecatombs and

                        Mausoleums

                            With Duplo.

And now the shops are open too,

Though I glimpsed the gathering darkness 

    From the corners of my eyes 

        As we queued up outside Primark for new cowls.

             Still, tomorrow I have promised Death

                We’re going to the Zoo. And yet

                    Amidst all those

                        Endangered

                            Species

There’s just no knowing exactly what Death’s going to do.