Plague Songs - Hum / by Rich Hobbs

Frankly, this is none of your concern

And anyway, I quite resent the notion

    That this medium is just

    A doorway in a ghetto,

    Giving entrance to a cramped

Backstreet confessional.

But nonetheless, the fact that I’m adopted

Hums constantly, so constant

    That almost always

    I’m left blithely unaware.

But it’s like Lemn Sissay says,

Upbraided by his circle for

    Obsessionally stalking

    Any mention of himself

    In any medium:

Without the third-hand evidence

    How’s he meant to know

    He’s even here?

Likewise, it’s often happened

That I’ve glanced at a shop window

    Seen my own reflection

    And, for a nanosecond,

    Wondered:

Who’s that there?

It’s no big deal, and anyway

I choose not to repine

    Straddling, like everyone,

    The chasm between joy

    And cataclysm

With the best part of the pleasure of it

    Acknowledging

    The fault’s all mine.

Still, whether due to careless lust

Or being overwhelmed by this whole world

    Or browbeaten by

    Respectability and

    Pious eugenics dressed as

Good intentions, bathing babies by

The bucket load in great redemptive sploshes

Of embourgeoisement

    I think a thread attaches us somehow,

    A ghost-thin freemasonry

    Of once-upon-a-time

Abandonment.

And I speculated just last night

That maybe, like the dead or yet unborn

    At some Platonic level

    We all were once outside of Time

    Waiting to be wanted

In a place before the kindest people in the world

    Tied their new knots.

And there we lay, in cots, in rows, in

Halls beyond any perspective sense

    Me, two of my sisters,

    My friends Andy, Luke and Nick

    And further on

There’s Aristotle, the Emperor Augustus, 

Mandela, Moses, Eartha Kitt, Ice T

And Edgar Allen Poe and millions more

    Just rank on rank on rank

    Beyond the Physical

Unconsciously anticipating an inspection 

That might reboot our lives

    Which somehow welds each one of us to all.

Then, twelve cots down,

    Fuck me!

        It’s Michael Gove!