Here come the Hard Faced Men who
Did well out of the Pandemic!
Buying shrouds to sell as facemasks
Pitching Apps to measure clapping
Sat on bodies doling dosh to
Other Hard Faced men so busy
Gulling ministers with bullshit
Filling forms on who to furlough
Shifting money further offshore
Scraping spunk from off the bedsheets
Of twelve million locked down wankers
To sell as protein supplement
To the clients in the care homes
To increase the profit margins
When they moved into the sector
When things looked at their darkest
Bottom fell out of the market
With a mark up on the caskets
Cornering the market
With a smell of burning rubber
Like the smell of crematoria
And you’ll never buck the market
No you’ll never buck the market
And here come the Hard Faced Men
Who did well out of the Pandemic!
Mark them well.