Plague Songs - Before the Plague / by Rich Hobbs

I

In the Old Country

    Before the Plague

There was that one day 

Armand and I 

Were let out early

In celebration

Of the President’s Aunt’s

    Birthday

And we mooched throughout

The cobbled alleyways

In efforts to avoid 

    The Grand Parade

Til, from a doorway in the 

Tinshack outhouse

Behind the Glass Cathedral

    A Deacon

Barely older than ourselves

Hissed and beckoned

    With a bag of gold.

The bag itself was bright chartreuse,

The gold in tiny, trinket coins

Dating from back before

    A previous Generalissimo

Debauched the currency and hastened

His demise debasing all our coinage

    With Magnesium.

Our task, the deacon whispered

Would be simple, also legal,

Though silence guaranteed

    The bag of gold

And that was how we ended up

300 yards apart 

At either end of the Glass Cathedral’s

    Famous Crystal Nave,

The light screaming in like needles

Reflected from the buildings circling 

The Piazza, their window panes and gilt

Cannoning back the autumn sunshine

Off the Radio Station, The Palace of Telephony,

The Ministry of Teeth and the spare, Modernist

Simplistic hulk of the newly built headquarters 

    Of the Security Police,

Winner of the previous season’s Architectural Prix d’Or

At a secret ceremony at a dishevelled coastal resort,

The award collected by a nameless man.

We stood, each wrapped in drying canvas,

On a little pile of books -

Bibles, books of diets, philanthropic reports,

With sacks over our heads, 

Enjoined to scream blasphemous obscenities

To see if we could make

    The Archimandrite’s niece

Up in the minstrel’s gallery,

    Start giggling. 

In this task we had good fortune.

Within seconds loud guffaws

Greeted our muffled imprecations

About God’s Mother’s cunt,

Though the niece, much older than we’d guessed,

Still blushed as we shook hands and she

    Refastened her corset

And we ran off with the gold coins

Xylophoning in the pockets of our shorts

    The chartreuse bag an ad hoc, useless kite

    Trailing behind us like a simple younger

Cousin.

And we each of us now had enough

For three months of accordion lessons

And with what we had left over

We ate bowlful after bowlful of

    Moles jugged in wild mulberries,

    A famous speciality

Of the gypsy bistro tucked away behind

The Yiddish puppet theatre.

II

In the Old Country

Before the Plague

In the dusty gully

Through which the river roared

    In Winter, 

Carolling songs that made the old men weep

But which now trickled like their tears,

Armand and I 

Were pelting an old yak

With scraps of rusty shrapnel

Washed here from last summer’s

    Air raids in the Spring.

But then, from on the gantry

Across the Rose Water Weir,

The superintendent saw us, shouted 

    And Gave Chase,

His kepi flying off his head behind him     

    Like a dove.

In my leather clogs I had soon 

Made my escape, but Armand

Was quickly collared, swiped

And carried away kicking

To spend a penitential afternoon

Scrubbing off the crowshit

From the pedestal of

The President’s favourite nephew’s

    Tungsten statue.

Down at the shrunken river’s edge

The old women scrubbed the icons

    In the purple water

Telling filthy jokes in high-pitched,

Pickled grunts, and cackling

    Like bankers.

III

In the Old Country

Before the Plague

After we’d both been expelled 

    From the Cadet Academy

Armand ran away to join the partisans

In their vicious insurrection, rising up

To smash the action of the 

Ministry of Chthonic Culture’s 

    Cruel private militia

And I took up a boring post

Counting speckled air

    In the ventilators

Whining with a contemptuous disdain

Above ceaseless production lines

    In the burlap mills.

After finishing a late shift

I stood waiting for the last tram back

    Into town

Staring with feet-rocking ennui

Down the unlit street which

    Broke into gloomy flashes distending to the night.

Then I saw an old, one-legged man,

Leaning on a broken lampstand as a crutch,

Stomping along beside the ditch

    Towards the stop.

Once we stood nose to nose

I didn’t even feign eye-contact,

Looking out around his peaked hat

    For my tram.

Still, he wheezed into his thick white moustache

Ochred at its tips by cheap cheroots

With barking tales of when, back then

When he was still a Third Class General,

He led a stirring yet disastrous action,

The famous Last Charge of the Second Llama Corps,

    In some old war

Against those dog-headed men 

Who lived across the mountain,

    Apparently Our Ancient Foes.

I glanced and smiled,

Relieved to hear 

The tram perform 

    A buzzsaw scream

Cornering an unseen bend.

He tapped his mottled nose and coughed

    Onto the dusty road

Offered me a pull from

The unlabelled bottle in his

Thin, three-fingered hand,

Its contents, limpid, puce, four-fifths gone and

    Greasily glowing

As I drank.

Here’s how! He croaked,

And vowed next year he was set on

Growing his own head 

Back down beneath his shoulders,

Back to the good old days.

I saw that the approaching tram

    Was full.

IV

In the Old Country

Once the desert filled

    Suburban streets

And they razed the university

    To make room

For the plague pits

We were ushered onto the buses

And driven to the airfields.

Armand was now in exile,

Conspiring in foreign food queues, 

After the Acetone Atrocity 

At the Botanical Gardens

    Three years before

While my wife and children had been among

The very first succumbing to the Plague.

Camphorated tapestries hung in the 

Stinking breeze

Beside the huts,

Hassled humanitarians 

Gently obliging us 

    To climb

The frail, flapping rope ladders to the ships,

Assuring us our bags,

Just meagre sacks with scraps of sacramental

    Memories

Would follow on.

A bearded engineer opined

With unconvincing logic about

New opportunities that would open to us

    In our refuge homes

As mad old crones,

Crook-backed, crooned as they

Cockroached up aboard,

    Insisting 

We were being sent off

Way way beyond the Moon’s right arm.

Soon, looking down, I watched

    As the steppe started to dissolve.