Plague Songs - No, I’m Not Michael Rosen / by Rich Hobbs

We’re going on a bear hunt

We’re gonna kill a big one

What beautiful day!

We’re not scared

We know our 2nd Amendment Rights

We’ve got automatic weapons

We’re gonna fire them from helicopters

We’re dentists from Milwaukee 

We’re gonna get some trophies for the lobby

We hope we get to use the napalm

We hate those fucking bears

And those SJW Bears Lives Matter Snowflakes can go fuck themselves

Cos they’re gonna go through the fucking roof!

Dakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka!!!