Plague Songs - The Grand Gesture / by Rich Hobbs

When we’re out the other side

    And no one’s died for 30 days

We shall all convene to plan

    For The Grand Gesture.

We’re going to boost the public mood

    And bring our country back as one.

We’ve all been through this thing and so 

    We’ll need A Grand Gesture.

Something to set our hearts alight.

    Something to make us smile again

Something that restores our pride:

    In short, A Grand Gesture.

And we’re the people for this task,

    Well connected, well-to-do;

Good, Great, with get up and go.

    Let’s plan The Grand Gesture.

Think it’s our blithe complacency,

    Our easy charm, that does the trick.

Noticed it at Balliol

    Making grand gestures.

And so we’ll ring up some old pals,

    Some bffs from tennis courts,

To pitch in for the tendering thing

    For The Grand Gesture

And then we’ll sit for hours and hours

    Watching endless PowerPoints,

Donning wellies touring sites

    For The Grand Gesture

And now at last the tendering

    Process will be done and dusted

So we’ll called a Presser to

    Announce The Grand Gesture.

A thing that justifies itself

    And speaks to all in our great land.

The enterprise of its fair folk.

    This Beautiful Grand Gesture.

I’ll say, You’ll know these boys. They’re great.

    I knew their CEO at Stowe.

They’re just the chaps to do us proud

    Building The Grand Gesture.

And the winning entry is...

    We’ll stoke the tension up a bit....

A New Titanic. 

            Just the thing

    For The Grand Gesture.

Stylish, graceful, built to last,

    A sleek streak on the Ocean Waves

The Past and Future forged as One

    A Truly Grand Gesture.

The team’s already hard at work.

    Their track record’s second to none.

Building icebergs round the world.

    HURRAH FOR THE GRAND GESTURE.