Here's an addendum... / by Rich Hobbs

In days of old when knights were bold

They'd joust and cry "Have a you!"

Machine gun hoods, to grab the goods,

Routinely rat-a-tat you.

The PLO will strike a blow

And blithely Arafat you

And even cows, between the ploughs,

When stressed might well cowpat you.

The cricket pitch can be a bitch

When dark-skinned chaps 'owzat you

While Russian crooks, to cook the books,

Expertly laundromat you!

Sarajevo's no place to go:

Warlords Serbo-Croat you

And at Oxbridge they'll drop a fridge

From spires to exeat you.

For any thug might pull the rug

To anonymously splat you

While all your kin would give their skin

To requiescat you

And some bent Ron in Babylon

Still yearns to ziggurat you

Or random kids, now on the skids

Will simply copycat you.

Yet not one dares, despite hard stares,

TO TAKE ON CHURCHILL'S STATUE

CHURCHILL'S STATUE CHURCHILL'S STATUE

TO TAKE ON CHURCHILL'S STATUE


Everything's hateful, so just be grateful

We'll jerk your leash and pat you

And let you see how we stay free:

IT'S DOWN TO CHURCHILL'S STATUE!

CHURCHILL'S STATUE CHURCHILL'S STATUE

DOWN TO CHURCHILL'S STATUE!


And should you doubt this truth, you lout.

Your family will rat you

And firing squads will sort you sods

AT THE BASE OF CHURCHILL'S STATUE

CHURCHILL'S STATUE CHURCHILL'S STATUE

AT THE BASE OF CHURCHILL'S STATUE